For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Drunk is not a location!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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