this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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