It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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