do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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