So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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