I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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