going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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