So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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