Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
