You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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