i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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