I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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