this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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