everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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