i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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