we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I want is dick and wine.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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