so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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