Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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