Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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