i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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