Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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