i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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