I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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