Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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