....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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