I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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