maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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