so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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