id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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