i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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