When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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