break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'm jealous of your bromance
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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