Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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