me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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