normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dick very happy bro
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