it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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vagina is talking i cant
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
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Alive.
So much puke
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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