And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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