So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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it glows. i had to have it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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