i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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