If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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