none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize