You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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