I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You made out with two different species that night
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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