i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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