Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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