Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
