their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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