Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
