It's like a parade of train wrecks.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes