I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...