If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.