Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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