how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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