shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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