It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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