BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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