I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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