why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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